To serve and protect my swag first …and then the people.Tumblr (3.0; @askofficerdave)http://askofficerdave.tumblr.com/http://askofficerdave.tumblr.com/post/16565329327http://askofficerdave.tumblr.com/post/16565329327Fri, 27 Jan 2012 00:04:00 -0500ohayocon<p><a href="http://s200.photobucket.com/albums/aa144/UchihaItachi19/?action=view&current=2832491_CreateAgif.gif" target="_blank"><img alt="aod1" border="0" src="http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa144/UchihaItachi19/2832491_CreateAgif.gif"/></a></p> <p>well anon<br/>i like arresting everyone<br/>why<br/>because i can</p>http://askofficerdave.tumblr.com/post/16029889440http://askofficerdave.tumblr.com/post/16029889440Tue, 17 Jan 2012 18:36:00 -0500homestuckdavedave strider<p><a href="http://s200.photobucket.com/albums/aa144/UchihaItachi19/?action=view&current=3436274_CreateAgif.gif" target="_blank"><img alt="aod3" border="0" src="http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa144/UchihaItachi19/3436274_CreateAgif.gif"/></a></p> <p>yo<br/>gambro<br/>couldnt find the cake because<br/>the only thing we serve here is<br/>justice<br/>have a sucker</p>http://askofficerdave.tumblr.com/post/16029387501http://askofficerdave.tumblr.com/post/16029387501Tue, 17 Jan 2012 18:28:00 -0500homestuckdavedave strider<p><a href="http://s200.photobucket.com/albums/aa144/UchihaItachi19/?action=view&current=1471454_CreateAgif.gif" target="_blank"><img alt="aod2" border="0" src="http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa144/UchihaItachi19/1471454_CreateAgif.gif"/></a></p> <p>oh<br/>hes good<br/>for getting coffee and stuff<br/>other than that<br/>we ignore him</p>http://askofficerdave.tumblr.com/post/16022857795http://askofficerdave.tumblr.com/post/16022857795Tue, 17 Jan 2012 16:34:00 -0500homestuckdavedave strider<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxwuanaaK91r9xnm4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mountainousinfinity.tumblr.com/post/16020778641/vanityninja-as-kawaii-as-the-face-on-this-post">mountainousinfinity</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vanityninja.tumblr.com/post/16019999835/as-kawaii-as-the-face-on-this-post">vanityninja</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>As kawaii as the face on this post (=.=)</p> </blockquote> <p>That face is me.</p> </blockquote>http://askofficerdave.tumblr.com/post/16020842251http://askofficerdave.tumblr.com/post/16020842251Tue, 17 Jan 2012 15:57:16 -0500<p><a href="http://s200.photobucket.com/albums/aa144/UchihaItachi19/?action=view&current=58851_CreateAgif.gif" target="_blank"><img alt="aod5" border="0" src="http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa144/UchihaItachi19/58851_CreateAgif.gif"/></a></p> <p>terezi<br/>welp seeing as youre doing such a good job<br/>someone had to step up and throw these criminals in the slammer<br/>justice in now being served three times a day<br/>everyday</p>http://askofficerdave.tumblr.com/post/16020590014http://askofficerdave.tumblr.com/post/16020590014Tue, 17 Jan 2012 15:52:00 -0500homestuckdavedave strider<p><a href="http://s200.photobucket.com/albums/aa144/UchihaItachi19/?action=view&current=1392666_CreateAgif.gif" target="_blank"><img alt="aod6" border="0" src="http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa144/UchihaItachi19/1392666_CreateAgif.gif"/></a></p> <p>this is what i do with my free time<br/>criminals run in fear from how cool i am<br/>they see me and they think they can handle me<br/>but they cant<br/>i own these streets</p>http://askofficerdave.tumblr.com/post/16019944894http://askofficerdave.tumblr.com/post/16019944894Tue, 17 Jan 2012 15:39:00 -0500homestuckdavedave strider<p><a href="http://s200.photobucket.com/albums/aa144/UchihaItachi19/?action=view&current=2192436_CreateAgif.gif" target="_blank"><img alt="aod4" border="0" src="http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa144/UchihaItachi19/2192436_CreateAgif.gif"/></a></p> <p>Anon…</p>http://askofficerdave.tumblr.com/post/16019259070http://askofficerdave.tumblr.com/post/16019259070Tue, 17 Jan 2012 15:25:00 -0500homestuckdavedave strider<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxx9k9MB1S1rnxu99o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ask Officer Dave!</p> <p>I’m only doing this because it’s ironic.</p>http://askofficerdave.tumblr.com/post/15987593663http://askofficerdave.tumblr.com/post/15987593663Mon, 16 Jan 2012 21:57:00 -0500homestuckdavedave strider