It's Ironic.

I’ll be at Ohayocon, look for me.

What kind of people do you like to arrest the most? :D

Anonymous

well anon
i like arresting everyone
why
because i can

WaZzUp DaVeeee----i WaNt CaKe, LoL yOuR nAmE rHyMeS wiTh CaKe, YAY fOr YoU!!

Anonymous

yo
gambro
couldnt find the cake because
the only thing we serve here is
justice
have a sucker

Your thoughts on Officer Egbert?

Anonymous

oh
hes good
for getting coffee and stuff
other than that
we ignore him

mountainousinfinity:

vanityninja:

As kawaii as the face on this post (=.=)

That face is me.

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Anonymous

terezi
welp seeing as youre doing such a good job
someone had to step up and throw these criminals in the slammer
justice in now being served three times a day
everyday

so why exactly did you become a cop?

Anonymous

this is what i do with my free time
criminals run in fear from how cool i am
they see me and they think they can handle me
but they cant
i own these streets

Dave…

Anonymous

Anon…

Ask Officer Dave!

I’m only doing this because it’s ironic.