I’ll be at Ohayocon, look for me.
What kind of people do you like to arrest the most? :D
i like arresting everyone
because i can
WaZzUp DaVeeee----i WaNt CaKe, LoL yOuR nAmE rHyMeS wiTh CaKe, YAY fOr YoU!!
couldnt find the cake because
the only thing we serve here is
have a sucker
Your thoughts on Officer Egbert?
for getting coffee and stuff
other than that
we ignore him
1 N3V3R KN3W YOU L1K3D JUST1C3 4ND PUTT1NG CR1M1N4LS 1N TH31R PL4C3 D4V3 >:]
welp seeing as youre doing such a good job
someone had to step up and throw these criminals in the slammer
justice in now being served three times a day
so why exactly did you become a cop?
this is what i do with my free time
criminals run in fear from how cool i am
they see me and they think they can handle me
but they cant
i own these streets
Ask Officer Dave!
I’m only doing this because it’s ironic.